Skanked out

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We are moms. We are moms who get tired once in a while. We are moms who occasionally indulge in A drink to relax (Before anybody judges, notice that says A drink... we are not moms who go around getting plastered on the front stoop while our babies are getting kidnapped in the back room). And sometimes... we don't get to take a shower... or even change clothes. If you haven't had one of these days then this might not be the blog post for you, but if you have... read on and take delight in the fact that you are NOT alone! You'll find an entire series of skankalicious photos and texts between two consenting adults. LOL

Kristin
Wow, ever have total skank days?

Alicia

That's a skank day? LOL
Girl that's nutn

Kristin
You can't smell me, fell my spiky
legs, or see my greasy ass herrr.

Alicia

One shaved, one NOT shaved. How bad is that?

And if that's what your skank is, I'm like that a good

portion of EVERY day! Here's my skank it up... 

One shorn leg, ashy knees, no bra, shirt I wore 

yesterday, yesterdays makeup.... I'm a hot mess

Left leg hairy, right leg shaved

Kristin
I always gauge it based on how much exposure to
the outside world I will realistically get. Clearly over
the last few days I've been living in a hole.

No more clients means skankpants!

Alicia

BWAHAHAHA That is EXACTLY what I do! LOL And it doesn't help that I can do the drive through pick up for Tae.

Here's my "I know I won't have contact with the outside world" outfit now that I'm done with clients

A GIANT skank! 

Kristin
I'm right behind ya. Just got back into town. Grabbing take out then its yoga pants city.

A weird skank. Ripple belly, leggins and UGGS. HOT

Alicia

That's me today, TOOOOOOTALLY skanked out. I even have makeup on believe it or not!

Kristin
You're a goofball

Alicia

I sacrifice my pride for the happiness
of others LOL

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Any real mom knows how hard it is to keep a house clean when you have children and husbands running around. Breakfast, clean, snack, clean, lunch, clean, clean clean clean, dinner, clean and clean some more. Even working women can understand the woes of of the wife. Some of us are lucky and their husbands help out, but in the end, most of the cleaning falls on us (if we want it done right anyway).

The following chat is our Kitchen Confessional

Alicia

My house is a disaster right now! Even when I get it clean before

 bed, somehow in the morning I wake up to a nice mess again

Kristin

Okay so I'll show you my kitchen if you show me yours. 

Hahahahaha

Alicia

Oh, it's ON sistah! I'll send you a nice panoramic view! LOL

Kristin

Hahahahahaha Okay me too!!

Alicia

You asked for it!

The pic doesn't show the full spectrum of the crumbs and coffee

mug circle on the counter unfortunately, but trust me, they're

there! I usually wait till the kids are in bed before I do any serious 

kitchen cleaning because then I don't feel like I'm wasting time.

Kristin

Wow I'm impressed. I am mainly impressed with how much

counter space I see. Hahahahaha

Alicia

Hahahahah Well I try to keep it clear because it makes me feel

like I don't have as much of a battle. I just pile everything in 

the sink.

Kristin

K warning: I have a teeny galley kitchen so I did both sides

so you could get the real deal. Don't judge.

Alicia

That's NOTHIN! Pile all that stuff in the sink and you have

less than me!!! Your kitchen is gorgeous BTW.